Frequently Asked Questions
Q. If I say "I can't pay you because…but if you send me more broccoli I can get back up." What will Kyle hear?
A. "I'm not paying you for this broccoli blah blah blah send me more broccoli" I don't want to hear it you either have the money or you don't.
Q. Is Kyle a cop or a fed? This sounds like it could be a trap.
A. Kyle is not a cop, fed, or any other law enforcement or affiliated with them in any way. Google "DEA decriminalization reclassification schedule 3 marijuana" The feds want fentanyl. They don't care about broccoli anymore.
Q. What if I pay for an order upfront and I don't get the box?
A. If tracking says delivered you got the box. If tracking says anything other than delivered Kyle will resend the order.
Q. Is this a scam?
A. If this was a scam Kyle would be asking you to send $50 upfront for the sample pack.
Q. How does the 20% commission work?
A. It doesn't. The prices on my website are your prices. Anything you sell the products for above and beyond those prices is your money, your profit.
Q. Can I refer a friend?
A. Your brother, cousin, roommate, neighbor No these are your customers now. Out of your area referral pays kickback, $10 per Ounce/ $160 per pound
Q. Is it The other stuff T…H….C……"A"
A. Hell no
Q. Is Kyle a cool dude?
A. Sometimes, when he's high.
Q. I'm not a dealer, I just want some good smoke. Can I just order some personal?
A. Absolutely Kyle will front the sample pack so you can verify quality. After you pay the $50 its cash upfront for any personal order. Add $10 for orders under $200. Consignment and credit line are for dealers only, no fronts on personal smoke.
Q. Are the pics on the website real or some stock photo you grabbed from the internet?
A. Real. Every effort is made with lighting to get the closest representation of the actual broccoli. Purples don't show up much. If Purple Punch has purple the description will say purple or some purple. What's on the site is what's available, nothing more, maybe less if a strain just sold out. Check with Kyle for current inventory quantity.
Q. Where is it grown?
A. Most of the greenhouse is grown in Humboldt County. Some locally sourced. Most of the indoor is grown locally. Some in Humboldt County.
Q. What's the potency % level?
A. Greenhouse(14-19%) High Deps(19-24%) Indoor(20-27%) Look up Blue Dragon its 20% but dude its doesn't get any better than that. Heaviest hitting broccoli I ever smoked.
Q. Can you get any……?
A. No, what's on my website is what's available.
Q. Is Kyle a tool? Sure sounds like it after reading all this.
A. I thought maybe so also but what the heck he's not asking me to send him $50. I texted my address and then I got tracking. Couple days later I got the broccoli and its way better than the shwag i've been copping out here. So give him a shot when you see what he can do it will blow your mind. Hes off the chain. Kyle is just trying to sell some broccoli and make some money. Partner up with him.
Q. Rules too harsh? TTTTTHHHHHHCCCCCCCC-A is harsh.
A. Hey its Kyle's game he's fronting. Play by the rules or take your bat and go home. But before you do ask yourself one question? When was the last time some dude from Cali called and offered to front you broccoli? Oh yeah that would be never good luck!